Saturday, 26 November 2011

Multiplying The Wrong Way #1

Maths Teacher : How many tents are in the camping ground next to the school , Johnny?
Johnny : Fifty
Maths Teacher : Fifty!? I can only see five.
Johnny : Yes, but five tents are fifty!

Friday, 25 November 2011

Comb Loan

Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Johnny: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Johnny: "No hair, Sir."

Thursday, 24 November 2011

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

Detention Span 1

Teacher: Please don't talk while you are doing your exam !
Pupil: It's alright ,Miss, we're not doing the exam - just talking !

Monday, 21 November 2011

Knock,Knock 1

Knock,knock
Who's there?
Egbert...
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon please!

Sunday, 20 November 2011

I Think We've Met?

One day a man heard a knock at his door.
He opened it and found a snail.
He then picked it up and threw it as far as he could.
Two years later, he heard another knock at his door and he found the same snail, which said, "What the heck was that all about?!!"

Saturday, 19 November 2011

Why did the worm cross the road?

Q :  Why did the worm cross the road?

A : Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!

Friday, 18 November 2011

My first joke

Johnny : "Miss may I please go to the toilet?"
Teacher : "First say the alphabet please."
Johnny : "A,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y and z."
Teacher : "Where's the"p" Johnny?"
Johnny : "Trickling down my leg Miss!"